Joyful erections, sweet semen, sun, sex, and vanilla pudding

It wasn't even 6 AM when I'd heard Felix crawling out of bed and going to the kitchen. Usually, I don't wake up when he raids the fridge that early, but this time I did.

I also knew that he would be disappointed because I'm out of vegan vanilla pudding.

That's the kind of vegan pudding I usually buy

"Sorry, cutie-pie, I'm out of pudding," I muttered when he came back to bed.

"I wish I had some vanilla pudding."

I pretended to talk with a sleepy voice even though I was fully awake:

"You want some vanilla pudding?"


I rose abruptly and slapped his face a few times with my hard cock:

"Suck my cock if you're really that desperate for some pudding."

It was hysterical; we were both laughing and kissing for a long time.

Is my cum truly like a vanilla pudding?

Here's some pudding for you

After all our laughing and kissing, did I give Felix some pudding from my thick cock?


I don't fancy morning sex for several reasons.

The first reason is that I can't get fucked.

I know that my ass isn't clean enough for lovemaking at that time of the day. When Felix & I make love, he almost always wants to breed me, which is my desire too. I don't want to settle for anything less than the empowering feeling of his cum shots in my ass.

The second reason is that my orgasms are potent and tiring. They are stronger if I get fucked at the same time. If the top had already loaded my ass with cum and I shoot my load while he keeps fucking me, my orgasms almost cause me to faint.

Here's how I sounded when Felix kept fucking me after loading my ass with his vegan cum shots:

I need to rest for two hours after such an intense experience before I can continue my day. If I need to work or work out, then I can't experience an orgasm before that.

And so instead of fucking my ass, Felix soaped it and gently massaged my love hole and sensitive balls, which are especially tender in the morning.

When he hugged me firmly from behind, I felt his hard cock pressed against my muscular ass. I felt secure, protected by his muscular body and divine cock.

Felix's orgasms aren't as intense as mine, and he loves to shoot his load in the morning.

He washed the soap off my smooth ass and lubed my crack. He kept rubbing his beautiful big penis on my oily ass while hugging me. When I felt that his orgasm was about to happen, I reached my hand back and held his big balls. Felix yelled instantly, and I felt his delicious warm cum firing on my back before leaking down my crack and caressing my smooth hole.

I fingered myself with his cum, then licked my fingers, and we hugged and kissed again for quite some time. The feeling of his semi-hard cock, still leaking cum and pressed against my sturdy morning boner, was sweet.

I've been thinking about erections lately.

Or, more accurately, the lack of them.

I'm not talking about a random case of not being able to get hard. That happened to me once during lovemaking because the guy was a dickhead.

I wrote about it here:

My Erection, Gone!

I'm talking about not being able to get fully hard or hard at all, most if not all the time.

In case you didn't know, to penetrate an ass, your cock needs to be hard as a rock. Even with a trained hole like mine, you need force to push your cock in.

If the cock is soft, it will not be able to open your lover's ass.

I began thinking about it two weeks ago when in the very same week, two guys failed to get hard enough to breed me, even though they wanted to. I only briefly mentioned those beach fucks. One of them was a guy who had fucked me at the nudist beach about ten years ago.

Ten years ago, I practiced safe sex, and he had no problem fucking me even though he had to put on a condom. Now, he's in his 50s, but even though it was delightful to get his hot cum all over my pecs, he wasn't able to get hard enough to deliver it deep inside my ass.

The other guy was in his 60s, and he didn't get hard at all.

His cock grew substantially, but it wasn't hard. He still shot a lot of cum all over my ass while I was standing and he finger-fucked me, but his cock wasn't hard even when he'd experienced an orgasm.

I talk with many older guys, and that's their number one complaint: not being able to get hard or to keep their erection for long.

Even guys in the 40s sometimes start to suffer from this problem.

I don't.

When I need or want my cock to get hard, it's there for my sex partner and me. Usually, fingering my love hole is all that it takes to cause my cock to bone.

How do I keep my cock in such perfect condition, almost as if I was still in my 20s?

I'll write a separate blog post about that because it's an important topic, and I think many people would find this information very helpful.

But just to give you a quick preview:

  • I'm in shape

  • I have very little abdominal fat

  • I'm healthy (diabetes, for example, is an erection killer)

  • My testosterone levels are high

In fact, my testosterone is so high, that it's literally off the scale.

I checked my testosterone levels last month to understand why I crave cum so much

I was thinking of erections again because of what happened to me yesterday at the beach.

I'm not referring to the erection of my best friend who fucked me yesterday, but rather to someone who confused my soft cock for a hard one.

I was standing when he came over and placed his beach bag not too far away from me. Then he got naked, and I knew right away that he was interested in my body.

Sadly I already knew that he wasn't my type at all.

I gave him all the right signals that I wasn't interested in him, but it didn't stop him from coming over.

What were those signals?

  • I didn't make eye contact with him.

  • When he played with his soft cock, I Iooked the other way

  • When he stood up and came closer to where I was standing, I walked away.

Yet, despite all my efforts, he came over and sat next to me while playing with his soft cock.

"Excuse me?"

"I'm desperate. I must suck cock and swallow cum. Since your cock is already hard, I figured you'd be interested."

My cock wasn't hard at all. It was the same size as in this photo:

I was furious with this guy.

I didn't care how horny he was.

It's not an excuse to behave like an idiot. He could have seen already that I wasn't interested. Even if he thought that I might be, he should have asked before sitting next to me and starting to masturbate.

"To begin with, my cock isn't hard at all, and besides, you should ask before you invite yourself over. In any case, even if my cock had been hard, you're not my type."

Then he left.

Despite my anger, I was happy to see from afar that he'd eventually found a cock to suck.

Half an hour later, I met my best friend Dor, whom I hadn't seen for two weeks. He went to stay up north with his parents. I too grew up in the north of Israel.

This is part of the view from the house where I grew up:

Tiberias and the Sea of Galilee

The fact that we are both northerners and our families have been here for several hundred years is one of the reasons that makes our friendship so strong.

We don't have royalty or nobility in Israel.

Because our society is based on immigration, saying that your family is native is as close to nobility as possible - a bit like people in the States who discover that their family roots go back to the Pilgrim Fathers who had sailed there on the Mayflower.

Mayflower aside, seeing Dor after that awful guy was like seeing a flower in the desert.

We hugged and kissed.

Then we went swimming and cuddled some more in the water. Just two happy friends being playful with their hard penises. We also had many stories to share. I told him about my fantastic sex with Aviv.

I wrote about it here:

Is it possible to have an open relationship?

Even though he’s my best friend I didn’t know he’d be at the beach because I never arrange a meeting with anyone there beforehand.

This rule applies to both friends and sex dates. I get many requests from guys on Grindr to go with me to the beach and, of course, fuck me there. But as I said, I never organize such a sex date, not even with someone who has fucked me before.

My reasons are quite simple:

  • Most times, I like to be alone at the beach.

  • I like being spontaneous. My life is so organized, and the beach gives me a sense of freedom from schedules and obligations.

  • If it's a new guy, I don't want to be stuck with someone who turns out to be an idiot, a lousy fuck, or both.

  • This way, I get to meet not only random fucks, but also great guys.

That was the case with Ilan, the ex-model whose photos I took recently.

How we'd met at the nudist beach is worth telling because it demonstrates how incredible this beach is.

But for now, here's just another photo of him:

Even though I never organize to meet anybody, I'm always happy to spend a naked afternoon with Dor.

Besides, I hadn't seen him for two weeks, and I'd missed him a lot. Felix & I had been thinking of spending two nights somewhere, and we wanted to invite him and some other friends to join us.

"Wouldn't Felix be jealous if I come too?"

Normally, Felix isn't jealous when it comes to other guys using my love hole. However, there are a few guys of whom he is jealous.

...and Dor is at the top of that list.

Luka, on the other hand, doesn't mind when Dor takes ownership of my body. Even when Dor fucked me in my apartment in January, Luka didn't care.

I wrote about our winter lovemaking here:

Dor's Cum Back

Luka watched us with interest while making sure my ass got A-Class treatment.

Why is Felix jealous of Dor and Luka isn't?

It's for the same reasons.

It's not only that we're both very attracted to each other, being such good friends with a sexual past and present, but it's also the fact we can spend hours talking and laughing.

And also because he's a terrific lover.

Fucking aside, I also love him. It's not boyfriend/husband love. Dor comes with no obligations, and that's why I enjoy his presence and his balls so much. I'm sure that as boyfriends we'd be horrible to each other.

Yesterday was a lovely demonstration of such a good time with him. We were enjoying, laughing, talking, and fucking.

After we'd finished being playful in the water, we smoked a joint and had a fun talk. Then I rolled on my stomach, and as I'd expected, Dor spread my ass cheeks to examine my love hole.

"Theon, it's so beautiful. Your crack and hole are like a valley where one can find the fountain of youth."

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"Listen to you, quite the poet!"

"I'm serious. The colors, the shape, the lack of hair, it's a perfect hole."

I decided to tease him; "Why don't you take a photo of it? I need one for my blog, anyhow."

"Sure baby, anything you need."

I gave him the camera and positioned myself in doggie on this rock.

After Dor had taken this photo, I knew what he was about to do.

He put the camera down and came over to have my ass for dessert.

Dor pressed his warm lips to my smooth love hole and licked it with great lust while playing with my balls for a long time during which I kept moaning and screaming. Occasionally he would stop and come over to kiss me. I tasted him, my hole, and the salt on his lips. It was such an intense feeling.

He returned to my demanding ass and spanked it a few times while I screamed and dived in with his tongue and fingers again.

Dor took terrific care of my ass for nearly 20 minutes. Then he gave me some final vigorous spankings which left my ass cheeks red. It made me more eager to serve his terrific cock. Dor's cock was hard and leaking cum the entire time while he had my hole for dessert.

I pointed at his cock.

"I think that you also have a fountain of youth between your legs. I'm not sure if I want it first in my mouth and then in my ass or just in my ass."

I stood up, and we kissed again.

Then Dor turned me around and made me stand in doggie again on his beach blanket. He lubed my love hole and his massive cock. The feeling of his warm fingers lubing, fingering, and widening my hole made me moan softly in anticipation.

I concluded without asking him that he wanted his fountain of youth in my ass.

Since Dor had made love to my ass with his mouth for almost 20 minutes, it was prepared to take his massive cock. Dor is a perfect lover, and he knows my ass very well.

He gently shoved his cock into my ass.

It glided in with ease.

I felt my love tunnel stretch to serve his desires, and on swallowing his cock completely, I released a scream.

Dor fucked me in doggie for nearly another 20 minutes. Of course, it wasn't constant pounding. I don't like it when a guy just pounds my ass.

He'd stop his thrusts, and his cock would go in and out slowly while he was kissing my neck or playing with my balls. There were times he took his hammer out and slapped my horny ass with it or made be beg him to keep fucking me.

In other words: He made love to my ass. He didn't just use it.

That's how I like to get fucked.

When he started fucking me for the 3rd time, I felt his massive cock was getting ready to cream my ass.

How did I know that Dor was about to grant my ass a fabulous white creamy gift?

  • His cock became thicker, and I felt how my love tunnel stretching even more.

  • His moans intensified, and he kept repeating my name over and over again.

  • I knew that his instincts to conquer and breed were in control and not his mind.

I let him enjoy my body and get very close to losing control. Then I put my hand on his thigh to make him stop pounding.

"Wait a second," I asked him.

"I know, baby, but I'm not ready yet. Do you mind waiting until it's time to go back?"

I was about to experience a mind-blowing orgasm with Dor. Our lovemaking was perfect, and I knew that on loading my ass with cum, he would keep fucking me until my balls were empty.

There was still an hour until sunset.

I wanted to end my day with a fantastic experience instead of collapsing for another hour.

"Are you sure? Would you like me to continue fucking you later?"

"What do you think? My ass is thirsty for your cum, but not yet."

Dor released control of my ass, and I released a loud yell when he took his pole out. We laid down for 10 minutes, relaxing and smoking another joint.

Then he rose and looked at me worryingly:

"Are you sure you enjoyed it? Was everything OK?" He asked me while caressing my ass very gently.

"You've never told me to hold back my seed before."

I looked into his eyes and told him:

"Don't be a dummy.
Of course, I enjoyed it. Why else would I scream while you were fucking me? You are a perfect lover.
I told you to keep your cum in your balls for now, only because it felt so amazing. I want to save it for later.
I'm so happy you made love to my ass."

Then Dor took another photo of me.

As you can see, I was more than happy that he'd fucked me so beautifully.

After his silly interrogation, we slept for nearly 45 minutes, waking up just in time to see the sun set.

While watching it, Dor started giving me compliments again.

"Theon, your body is beautiful, it seems to have altered since the last time we met. Your body is so toned."

"Look who's talking," I reciprocated. "You are stunning. I'm not talking about your huge cock for a change, but about the other body parts connected to it."

Dor started kissing my ass in response. He was paying attention only to my two round peaches. He didn't do anything with my crack or the dark lips that were buried inside.

"Don't get me started. Your ass looks like it came from a designer's catalog. It's muscular, firm, sculptured. I have to say it must have been God himself who had perfected your ass."

I looked at him, astonished.

Dor has never been so poetic. Sure, he'd given me many compliments over the years, but these were no ordinary compliments.

"Cutie, are you OK? You've never talked to me like that before."

"I blame the weed and the fact I still want to load your hot ass with my cum."

I blamed it on CV-19.

Every summer, Dor goes to India for two months. This year, he's stuck in Israel, and I guess he feels lonely. Suddenly, I just wanted to hug him and to let him cry on my shoulder even though he wasn't sad at all.

He was more interested in releasing a different kind of liquid form his body.

Dor's sweet compliments had made me want to experience a more intimate second round of lovemaking. Instead of going back to doggie, I raised my legs and offered him my love hole that was still quite loose and ready to complete its duty.

What was my hole's duty?

My hole's duty was to give my best friend a trip to heaven.

According to Dor, God had designed my ass. So it only made sense to help Dor reach Him in heaven by allowing Dor to fuck my ass. After all, God rules in heaven.

Dor didn't need a written or verbal invitation to enter my smooth oven. My raised legs and my begging facial expression were all he needed.

He lubed my love hole and his cock again. At first, he only pressed his semi-hard cock to my partly-open hole. The pressure on my hole caused me to moan, and on feeling his cock getting hard again, I released a loud cry and begged him to start fucking me.

Dor pushed my legs towards my head as far as possible and started again to make love to my ass. Occasionally, he would stop fucking to give me lots of kisses, to lick my neck, or pinch my sensitive nipples. Then he resumed his thrusts while I kept yelling and calling his name.

The sun had already gone, but we kept on making love.

Dor doesn't cum quickly. He always takes good care of my demanding ass before filling it with his creamy love. But this time, he prolonged our lovemaking much longer than I'd anticipated.

It was awesome.

Finally, his thrusts became more profound, and I was just about to reach my hand to hold his balls and feel the powerful cum shots delivered to my temple when he suddenly stopped.

He was sweating; the sweat made him look like a Greek warrior. I caressed his face, and we kissed again.

No words were needed.

He started fucking me slowly, looking deep into my eyes the entire time. I felt his cock was thickening inside my ass. He pushed it inside with force, and each time it was entirely inside, I screamed. Dor kept fucking me slowly, making each thrust meaningful, and we kept looking deep into each other's eyes.

Then I reached my hand and massaged his balls. I only held them lightly, but it was as if I'd squeezed them hard and forced the cum out of them. Dor yelled and started fucking me frantically. He kept looking into my eyes until he screamed and closed his eyes while his cock vibrated in my ass and loaded me with so much cum.

Then he opened his eyes again and kissed me.

"I guess now it's my turn," I whispered. Even though there was no one around us, I felt like whispering.

Dor continued his perfect act.

He took his hard cock out of my satisfied love hole and inserted three fingers. When he took them out, they were loaded with his cum.

He lubed my cock with it, and I smelled that familiar scent of his vegan cream. The smell alone made me so close to shooting my load.

"Theon, baby, let me finish you off. I want to make you cum”.