Watching Seinfeld inspired me to write about two beach fucks. Read on to find out why.

I've recently started rewatching Seinfeld.


Previously, I'd only watched some episodes and therefore wanted to watch all seasons in order.


When the show first started, I was too young to be interested in it.


I was a teenager who was more interested in discovering how enjoyable his cock and fuck hole were.


I was already very interested in playing with cocks or looking at them!


I think that around season four, I sucked my first cock and swallowed cum.


I had to wait till I was 19 to suck and get fucked by an uncut cock.

The owner of this French cock wishes to breed me.
The owner of this French cock wishes to breed me.

I received my first rimming from an older teenager during season six.


He licked my hole at a remote beach.


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Getting my fuck hole licked was far more exciting than anything on TV, even Seinfeld. However, I remember how my older brothers were crazy about that show.


I still moan and scream when a man licks my anus, but shows like Seinfeld do interest me nowadays.


I discussed it with an older guy at work (the show, not my fuck hole!).


He would never have guessed I wore a jock to work.

These were the jeans and jock I was wearing that day.
These were the jeans and jock I was wearing that day.

"I miss that decade," he told me and sighed. "Disregarding if it was true or not, it was a time when you felt that even if you had little money, you could do anything. Everything looked so promising. Seinfeld was a 'show about nothing' because that's how our lives were back then. We had nothing to worry about and felt everything would keep improving."


He was probably right because it's all bleak when you watch the news nowadays. Of course, the way people like him felt in the 90s was subjective since even then our world was far from perfect even back then.


However, these days, we've got global warming, the war in Ukraine, problems with China, inflation, Covid, and more.


That's why I like to spend so much time at the nudist beach.


It's like escaping to paradise for a few hours.

Some parts of my legs are naturally smooth like my balls.
Some parts of my legs are naturally smooth like my balls.

Even after over 30 years, I can appreciate how brilliant the show still is!


It was also cute to notice things that are long gone (at least in Israel), such as video cassettes, renting videos, rotary phones, and other relics from the past.


How did they manage without selfies? I wonder.

A selfie I took after I'd finished working out.
A selfie I took after I'd finished working out.

I also liked the fact that very few men had facial hair in the show.


As for body hair, even as a teenager I was attracted to Jerry's and Kramer's hairy chests!

My chest is mostly smooth.
My chest is mostly smooth.

Obviously, the show didn't feature their cocks, but I am confident that their pubic hair was also intact.


Sadly nowadays, men grow facial hair but trim or completely remove their body and pubic hair.


As regards my pubic hair, you already know how much I enjoy looking and playing with it while I masturbate or get fucked.


I don't grow facial hair because, as a bottom, I think it makes me too manly.


Some guys still mistake me for a top at the beach.


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Guys confuse me for a top because my cock is quite large:

Most guys I have sex with admire my thick cock.
Most guys I have sex with admire my thick cock.

Seinfeld was a "show about nothing," which reminds me of my blog...


...because this, too, is about nothing.


It's just a report of my fairly ordinary life. I'm a straightforward guy who tries to live a simple life and have fun without hurting other living beings.


My daily routine is probably just like yours!


My morning wood always wakes me up before my alarm.


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I rarely fuck or masturbate in the morning, so I only play with my hard cock and gently caress my love hole while checking the fan email I've received during the night.


I urinate before shaving my head and face:


Click here to see my cock pissing...


I shower every morning.


Just like you, I enjoy soaping my private parts.

I also love fingering myself while showering.
I also love fingering myself while showering.

Lastly, I apply a moisturizer. I've got one for my scalp and a different one for my face.


I also have a special one for my ass and love hole.


Since my hole is smooth and often gets fucked (and is therefore delicate), I apply a moisturizer on it every morning and always after I get fucked...


Click here to see a video of me taking care of my smooth hole.


As you can see, even though my blog is about "nothing," there's still a lot to write about.


However, since I need to dedicate time to my boyfriend, family, work, working out, hobbies, and getting fucked, it leaves me little time to keep up.


Therefore, I keep short reminders of events (primarily sexual encounters) I should write about when I have more time.


Here's a tiny part of that list:

  • Getting fucked by the married guy who jogged in the forest

  • Sex with the professor

  • The French guy with the leaking cock

  • Sex with the guy with the nose piercing

  • Getting fucked at the beach by the masseur

  • The guy who raised his cock up and down

Those were the more meaningful encounters that were worth remembering and sharing.


Most of my sexual encounters at the beach, however, are brief and forgettable such as the one yesterday:


He was a toned guy in his 30s wearing a black speedo who checked me out.

His speedo was very similar to this one. I was, of course, naked.
His speedo was very similar to this one. I was, of course, naked.

While looking at my naked body, his cock boned, and so did mine.


"What are you up to?"


"Your big cock," I answered.


"Are you high?"


I wasn't, and he told me he'd taken G (which is similar to ecstasy). It was apparent that he couldn't focus or form long sentences.


Still, I kneeled and opened my mouth, and he promptly took off his speedo and began fucking my face.


His balls were exceptionally huge because there was a tight metal cock ring around the base of his cock. Sometimes he made me swallow his balls or slapped my face with his red cock.


Such rings also make my balls big, but his testicles were gigantic!


A testicles ring also makes my balls tender, hence why I like it.


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"Don't come in my mouth," I warned him.


"I'm not going to," he said. "I plan on shooting my load inside your cunt."


The sex with him was so devoid of human emotions that I didn't feel like giving him my hole. I lied that my ass wasn't clean enough.


"Lie down and show me your hole instead," he ordered.


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He kneeled between my legs and masturbated. Two minutes later, he yelled, and I felt numerous hot cum shots hitting my ass and "cunt".


He rubbed his cum all over my ass, spanked me a few times, and then struggled to shove his massive balls out of the cock ring.


After washing off his seed, he was already gone. The entire episode lasted five minutes at most.


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I usually don't bother remembering such a short and meaningless (but enjoyable!) fuck session.


However, I forget some of the more meaningful fucks as time passes.


For example, I couldn't figure out who was the guy I'd listed as "The guy who raised his cock up and down."


Two days ago, I finally remembered.


It was the last fuck of the previous beach season, so it was probably early November of 2021.


This summer, I've often been alone at the beach.

So many people have gone abroad!
So many people have gone abroad!

But it was different in 2021 when very few people dared travel abroad because of Covid.


The day when that fuck took place was unusually hot. As if guys knew that it might be the last warm day in a long time, the beach was quite crowded.


Therefore I didn't feel comfortable doing anything sexual.

I was hiding between some rocks to have a little bit of privacy.
I was hiding between some rocks to have a little bit of privacy.

When Ben arrived, he kept his speedo on.


However, very quickly, he started hinting that he was interested in me.

I was also checking him out
I was also checking him out

Ben was sitting a few feet away from me, and I smiled at his prominent boner. He took his speedo off in response, revealing a massive hairy cock and oversized testicles.


My hard cock stiffened even more on seeing his incredible fucking machine.


What followed was so memorable:


He used his pelvic muscles to raise his hard cock up and down. It was his charming way to signal that he was interested in breeding me.


Ignoring such a terrific manly gesture would have been rude, so I moved closer and began chatting with him. Since his cock kept leaking, I kissed it and gave Ben a quick blowjob.


"Theon, you're so sexy and give amazing head," he said while caressing my body.

Guys often stare at my naked body at the beach.
Guys often stare at my naked body at the beach.

I acted surprised and thanked him for his lovely compliments. However, in truth, guys tell me that quite often.


For example:

It was a sweet compliment albeit somewhat exaggerated...
It was a sweet compliment albeit somewhat exaggerated...

Ben kissed me passionately to convince me to surrender my submissive ass to his demanding cock, not realizing that something else was keeping me from offering him my smooth hole.


"I'd love to get fucked by you," I assured him, "but I don't feel comfortable when so many people are watching us."


"What should we do?" he asked with a sad expression.


"Come back around sunset," I suggested.


"Everybody will be gone because it will be windy and somewhat cold."

After sunset, I'm usually alone.
After sunset, I'm usually alone.

"I just might!" he said, leaving with his cum-dripping erection.


I didn't think he would come back because he was in his 20s and beautiful. I was sure he would find another horny bottom to breed that wouldn't mind or even prefer being watched.


However, two hours later, he returned, and thirty minutes after that, he fired his hot cum deep into my ass while I was riding his cock, kissing him, and pinching his large, hairy nipples.


While his stiff cock and hot seed were still inside my body, he asked me: "Aren't you going to come?"


"I'm going to, and I usually don't say it, but since you were so adorable and a terrific lover, I must warn you that I shoot a tremendous amount of semen."


He tapped his manly chest and said: "I'm not afraid of your cum shower. In fact, I can't wait to witness it!"


In response, I masturbated and fired an enormous amount of my love juice all over his hairy pecs and face.


After I'd emptied my balls, I kissed his cum-covered lips while still keeping his beautiful cock in me.


Even though it was windy and chilly, we washed in the Mediterranean while holding hands, hugging, and kissing. I remember telling him that his hairy ass was gorgeous and that he should never shave it.


"I promise to keep it hairy for you as long as you keep yours smooth for me."


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Ben brought a towel and dried me. He was extra gentle while taking care of my ass and hole. When he was done (and still wet himself!), he kneeled and kissed my anus to show me how grateful he was.


"Theon," he said while drying his gorgeous body, "this was great. I'd love to take you out to dinner. You know, something people do when they are not naked."


I smiled but felt sorry because I had to tell him I was unavailable. I tried to postpone the inevitable by joking about how I usually have dinner naked.


"No way!" was his response.


"Yes, I'm always naked indoors, weather permitting."

My neighbors can see me naked, but I don't care.
My neighbors can see me naked, but I don't care.

"Well, I would enjoy having dinner naked with you. But there's a new vegan restaurant that opened last week that I'd love to take you to. However, they only let bad-looking guys eat naked. I'm afraid that you will need to keep your clothes on!"


Ben was funny and charming even after his balls were mostly dry and his cock was no longer hard. He certainly wasn't making it easier for me.


I could have made up an excuse, but he was sexy, decent, kind, and a terrific fuck.


I wasn't about to lie to him about Felix.

Unlike my ass, only one guy may enter my heart.
Unlike my ass, only one guy may enter my heart.

I told Ben the truth and that I was in an open relationship.


"Damn! How do I always end up with guys like you? I should have known you were too good-looking to be single!!!"


"Are you seriously suggesting that you regret breeding me?" I asked.


I admit I was anxious about his answer because he was a perfect guy until that moment, and so was his cock.


"I'm sorry, Theon. That wasn't what I meant. I would have fucked you regardless. Check out my cock. It's getting hard again just at the thought of spending more time inside your incredible ass."


He hugged and kissed me.


Our cocks boned again next to one another.


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He then turned me around and pressed his penis to my crack. I felt it getting harder and hungry while my cum hole was getting soft and thirsty.


I bent and pressed my ass to his hairy cock. In response, Ben moaned loudly and firmly grabbed my ass.


"It's hard to find someone as sexy as you who's also intelligent and a fantastic lover," he said while still holding my ass. "You know what? Forget about dating! Let's stay in touch so I can fuck your perfect body whenever I want!"


I gave him my phone number as we left the beach together. On reaching his car, he hugged me while pressing his fingers to my cum hole.


We kissed passionately while he finger-fucked my ass.


I was hard, and a vibrator was inserted into my cum hole while writing the last sentence.


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Ben was supposed to text me so I could have his phone number, but he never did.


I've neither heard nor seen him since that afternoon.


Most likely, he was more intelligent than other fuck buddies who have sometimes fallen in love with me. Ben must have realized that regularly fucking someone he could easily fall in love with wouldn't be good for him.


I hope you liked my blog post about nothing.


It wasn't as funny as a Seinfeld episode, but it's probably given you a nice erection.


And that's far more than nothing!

I hope you enjoy your erections as I enjoy mine!
I hope you enjoy your erections as I enjoy mine!

 

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