Why am I angry when people think that I'm an exhibitionist?

Yesterday, after I'd served Felix breakfast, he asked about my beach day.

You can read more about that in this blog post:

Can hiking with your boyfriend destroy your sex life?

Before writing about what I'd told Felix, I'd like to share how Felix and I started our day.

I woke up this morning at 6:30 AM.

You probably guessed that my morning boner had woken me up.

God's gift to man!
God's gift to man!

However, you guessed wrong this time. On waking up, my cock wasn't hard at all. It was Felix who woke me up - or, more accurately, his absence.

"Where the fuck is he?" I worriedly thought and started searching for him, naked.

At first, I thought his stomach was acting up again, but he wasn't in either of the two toilets on the first floor.