My balls for $5.50

A guy is selling one (or more) of my photos.

It's this photo:

I am serious.

You can buy it for $5.50 from this link:


According to his web site, I am a "Celebrity."

Who knew?

All this time, I thought that I was merely a simple bottom who happens to be also a nudist. Sadly I am forced to work as a software engineer for a living instead of being rich & famous as a real "Celebrity" should be.

My fuck body, Dan, took this photo. It was a lovely erotic hike. After the hike, we made love in my apartment until he creamed my ass. It was a beautiful hike and a fantastic fuck. I wrote about our walk here:


Seriously speaking, I don't know if I should be:

  • flattered,

  • furious,

  • amused,

  • sad,

  • or angry.

Since I am an easy-going guy and I smile a lot, I have decided, for now, to be amused about it and somewhat flattered.

On second thought, I think I will also be angry.

Only $5.5 to have my balls hanging on someone's wall?

I think my balls are worth so much more than that.

What do you think?