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My Anal Vibrator

As I was driving home today back from the office, I got a text message:


"Your anal vibrator is ready for pickup at the grocery store."


Of course, the text was more discrete.


When I ordered it, I was assured that a fake name would be on the package, and there will be no indication as to the package content.


How very much ridiculous. I could not care less if there was a red label with capital letters on the package:


"An anal vibrator for Theon - special delivery."


I turned the car around and drove to the grocery store (seriously) to take the package.


I was tired beyond belief.


My original plan was to get home and have a good afternoon nap. Instead, I spent the most enjoyable 30 minutes with this fantastic new toy.


These are just my first impressions. I want to write a full review of it and compare it with my two other anal vibrators (With photos of course, and perhaps also a video)


My first reaction when I saw it was a disappointment.


It looks so small compared to one of my dildos, and this is not my biggest dildo.

Let me put it this way; I would not bother opening my love tunnel to such a small cock.


However, size is not everything as they say. Unlike a small cock, this anal vibrator has a unique feature: When you inflate it, the girth more than triples.


So, once it was inside my love tunnel, I carefully started to inflate it, the feeling was out of this world. I just had the most stupid smile of absolute joy on my face.


When it was fully inflated, I started playing with the various vibration options. It comes with more than 20, I think. Each one is more addictive than the other.


After 30 minutes, I felt that my prostate could take a break. It was hard to stop. I deflated the vibrator, and it almost fell out of my wide open and very satisfied love hole.

Overall, I find it hard to recommend this product. While the feeling was amazing, the fact that most of my love tunnel was not also stimulated was a significant disappointment. I felt the need to have something widen the rest of my insides.


After I took the vibrator out, I wanted to compare. So, I pushed my dildo deep inside of me.


Yes, that was precisely the feeling that I was missing. Something big and thick opening my ass up and giving me the feeling of being fucked as well.


I think that if someone combines these two products, he will be a billionaire.

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-oct2019 -2019

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