Most guys don't know how to take care of their asses. Sadly, it shows!

I get a lot of nude photos from blog followers.


I think it's lovely that so many people feel comfortable sharing their naked bodies with me. Of course, it's always better when a follower feels comfortable sharing a full-body shot.


Like this one, or less sexual

I was having fun on the shower floor.
I was having fun on the shower floor.

The only request I have is not to send photos of your ass, particularly your hole.


Here's why:

That's a screenshot of a conversation with a blog follower, one of many.
That's a screenshot of a conversation with a blog follower, one of many.

In addition, from my experience, most guys don't know how to take good care of their ass and especially of their hole.


And I don't mean because they don't shave it.


As you probably know, I adore a guy with a hairy ass, and I have absolutely no problem licking a hairy anus.


What's there to know about taking care of your ass? It's just there, doing nothing. Isn't that right?


That's totally wrong.


If you don't pay regular attention to your backside muscles (not just your ass), as you age your ass will lose its shape and start drooping.


Trying to raise it with your hands isn't going to help!

You need to work out to prevent your ass from drooping!
You need to work out to prevent your ass from drooping!

I often see guys in their 40s whose ass already resembles this:

You don't want your ass to lose its shape!
You don't want your ass to lose its shape!

It's not that hard to keep your ass as firm and muscular as mine.

But you need to exercise regularly!
But you need to exercise regularly!

As for the anus, it's even worse for most because it's a taboo area. Therefore no one knows or talks about taking good care of it.


I've seen so many bad-looking holes.


In my opinion, what makes an anus less appealing?

  • Extra dangling skin

  • Irregular spots or other forms of discoloring

  • Lumps or red dots (probably due to excessive shaving)

  • Overgrown veins that sometimes protrude

  • A weirdly-shaped one

  • One that appears loose and partly open (probably due to extreme bottoming)

Most guys have no clue how their anus looks or have never seen what a well-maintained hole should look like.


How do I keep my hole in such good shape?

Posing for my boyfriend.
Posing for my boyfriend.

It's simple: I don't abuse it.


Even though I get fucked a lot, I only let a top own my hole if he's gentle and patient. I also never get fucked if it's painful.


My anus is my primary sex organ, not my cock. I give it a lot of tender care and love.


There's more to it, but, for now, be like this blog follower:

Hmm, now that's something my ass needs.
Hmm, now that's something my ass needs.

Speaking of my anus, I detailed recently how a guy in five minutes had shot his hot seed.


I ended that blog post with the following paragraph:


"Two hours later, I packed my backpack and headed back south to where the older guy had grabbed my ass before."


You can read the rest here:

The last time he fucked me was indeed very upsetting.


On reaching the location where the older guy had felt my ass and hole, I placed my backpack on a rock relatively close to a hot, naked guy who was sleeping.


I had to place it on a rock because the tide was high that afternoon.

There were hardly any dry areas.
There were hardly any dry areas.

Occasionally I glanced at him because he was so beautiful. His was a bit hairy, toned, and his impressive (still flaccid) cock was resting on his muscular legs.


Even though I had ejaculated two hours earlier, I started to feel that distinct tingling sensation in my testicles.


It was the feeling of my cum, eager to shoot out of my cock

My wet testicles.
My wet testicles.

What turned me on even more were the two older guys to my left.


They were 100 feet away and fucking...


...taking turns fucking each other doggie-style or sucking each other.


It was evident that they were having so much fun. They were utterly oblivious to the fact I was watching their lovemaking. Consequently, I didn't want to interrupt by offering them my ass.


My hard cock, however, pointed to their location like a compass.

I imagined their hairy bodies pounding my smooth backside.
I imagined their hairy bodies pounding my smooth backside.

Shortly after, a beach fuck-buddy arrived.


I wrote about our first fuck here:

How my quiet afternoon at the beach turned to a wild 3-some


His name was Shai, and after our most recent encounter, he was no longer on my list of potential breeders.


I labeled him as a bottom in that blog post, but he fucked me on later encounters last year.


However, even though we had talked a few times during this beach season, he never attempted to grab hold of my ass.


In addition, he was also always wearing a speedo (unlike last year when he was invariably naked). I hadn't seen his terrific cock even once this year.


That afternoon, it was the same. Shai was standing next to me, wearing a speedo.


I, on the other hand, was naked and often turned around to seduce him with my ass.

I was hoping that we would finally fuck again.
I was hoping that we would finally fuck again.

However, after talking with him for ten minutes, I realized that, despite all my best efforts to tempt him, he wasn't interested in my ass at all.


I was starting to wonder if I'd said something to insult him.


Last year, we fucked four times, and each time it was terrific.


The only conclusion that I could think of was that he no longer finds me attractive, which was a shame because I wanted to rip his speedo off, lick his beautiful balls and then serve his cock according to his wishes.


While we were talking, a short, young twink wearing a very tight speedo walked by but gave us a "you're too old" look. He stripped naked without wasting any time, approached the sleeping beauty, and started sucking his penis.


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Five minutes later, he was getting fucked, doggie style, while we were watching them.


When the bottom had washed in the sea, after it was all over, I observed with awe how big his cock was.


After he'd left, I told Shai, "He had a huge cock, especially for such a short bottom."


Shai shrugged: "I know that always-horny bottoms like you are primarily interested in guys with a huge penis, but I didn't find him attractive at all. He was short and smooth. I'm attracted to real guys, not smooth twinks."


That wasn't entirely true, and Shai should have known since his cock was beautiful and large but not huge.


And he knows I'm very attracted to him.


I do indeed like a huge cock (every bottom does), but that's not how I choose a top when I need to get fucked.


I also prefer the guy fucking me to be hairy, and I particularly like a hairy ass.


However, my boyfriend's ass is almost as smooth as mine...

...yet I still find him very attractive.

At least Felix's hole is a bit hairy - and very lickable!
At least Felix's hole is a bit hairy - and very lickable!

I told all of that to Shai.


"Theon, you're missing the point. When you looked at him, you saw only his huge cock. When I looked at him, I saw a smooth woman."


That also wasn't entirely true, but I wasn't going to argue with Shai. I was horny and impatient.


I just wanted to make Shai's cock hard as I had with great skill last year.


However, his last statement about seeing "a smooth woman" was perhaps a breakthrough in understanding why he was no longer interested in breeding me.


I'm pretty smooth, and I enjoy playing a feminine role in bed.

When I get fucked, I'm very feminine.
When I get fucked, I'm very feminine.

Since beach season is almost over, I'd known I would probably never understand why we stopped fucking unless I asked Shai directly.


"Are you no longer interested in fucking me because I'm too feminine? Or is there something else? I thought we were doing quite well last year. Do you remember our first fuck? It was a 3-way."


I was hoping that Shai would say something like: "Not at all. I'm dying to fuck you, but I thought that you were no longer interested in me."


Sadly, his response was different.


"Of course not! I don't think you're feminine at all. Well, you screamed like a woman when I fucked you, but I wasn't referring to that. That twink was a woman from A to Z. The way he walked and looked at us? Just like a woman! You are nothing of the sort. You are very manly!"


It felt good to know that I appear feminine only when a guy enjoys my ass

I like being manly when I'm not serving a cock.
I like being manly when I'm not serving a cock.

"So, what is it? Why aren't we fucking right now?" I asked impatiently. "Have I offended you somehow?"


Shai was quiet for a few seconds as if he was trying to find the right words. Finally, he said:


"It's not you; it's me. My libido has considerably gone down. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's stress because of Covid. Maybe I've become tired of how easy it is to find someone here to fuck or to get fucked by. Sex at this beach is so cheap, so common. Maybe I'm looking for more."


I knew that he was telling the truth, and it made a lot of sense. There was no other explanation why we haven't fucked this year. We were so compatible last year.


He pointed at the guy who had fucked the twink earlier and who now was getting a blow job from another sexy, lean guy. "You see them? It doesn't excite me at all. I feel nothing when I look at them."


"How could it not excite you?" I argued. "I think it's quite hot! Do you remember when you, me, and the other top fucked last year? I sucked his cock and yours, and you enjoyed it a lot."


Shai's facial expression indicated that his opinion about our terrific 3-way had changed.


"Looking back, I find it disgusting. Your mouth was on his cock after it had been in your ass and then on mine. All these body fluids that we shared? It's quite gross!"


I didn't know what to say because I think sucking a cock right after it has made love to my hole is especially hot!


Just as I did to my boyfriend's cock a few days ago:

It felt incredible to suck his cock straight after it had made love to my ass.


I took another look at the two hot guys and noticed that the top was now licking the lean bottom's hairy ass.


I envisaged myself kissing the other bottom while the top was taking turns licking our holes. It would have felt exciting for him to lick a hairy anus and then a smooth one. Not to mention taking turns at fucking us while trying to decide who would be the lucky bottom to receive his seed.


The vision was so erotic that, against my will, my cock started to get hard.

They weren’t bothered that we could see them.
They weren’t bothered that we could see them.

"Why don't you join them?" asked Shai. "They've signaled a few times for you to go over."


He pointed at my semi-hard cock: "And judging by your cock, you want him to lick your ass as well."


So why didn't I join them?


Because I was still hoping Shai and I would fuck. I wanted a trusty, passionate top to make love to my ass instead of a random hookup.


I'd already done the "quick and clean" sex three hours before. Now, I needed more than just a thick cock deep inside my hungry ass.


I looked straight into Shai's eyes and said: "Because I find you much more attractive than any of them."


Without waiting for his response, I turned my back on him, and took this photo instead.

The sunset was so beautiful that afternoon.
The sunset was so beautiful that afternoon.

I was confident that Shai would use this opportunity to compliment my ass, perhaps even caress it. After all, I’d just given him such a sweet compliment.


But he did nothing.


I went down on my knees in a doggie posture as if I was trying to get a better angle.


In reality, I was desperately trying to tempt Shai to start licking my delicious hole.

Shai used to enjoy licking my love hole.
Shai used to enjoy licking my love hole.

When I turned back to Shai, the two guys were done fucking, and Shai still hadn't said or done anything that indicated he was interested in my body.


Worse! Judging by his speedo, his cock was as small as could be.


Usually, it's easy to see a cock's shape through a speedo.

But the location of Shai's cock was a mystery to me!
But the location of Shai's cock was a mystery to me!

"Are you staying?" he asked me after the two sexy guys had left.


I'd already missed an opportunity to have sex with two terrific-looking guys because I put my ass's hopes on Shai. Staying after sunset would have been another ridiculous, desperate attempt for attention.


I said goodbye and, in my mind, removed him from my beach fuck-buddies list.


I doubt I'll see him again before the summer of 2022.


Beach season is almost over. Let the hiking season begin!

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