How do I deal with minors, bigots, and demanding tops? Read on to find out!

If I ever decide to write a biography, I will name it: "My Grindr Tales."

Thanks to Grindr, I have enough material to write a daily post about the weird guys and funny encounters (and, of course, hot cum shots) that I experience.

I'd say that most of my dealings with horny guys on Grindr are lovely.

Those that aren't are mostly because I post nude photos.

Here's one of my photos on Grindr.
Here's one of my photos on Grindr.

In case you're unaware, Grindr allows nude photos provided they don't feature your cock, balls, or anus. This policy is relatively new, and, since I started taking advantage of it, more horny tops have been contacting me.

Sadly, I also get a lot of negative feedback because I'm not ashamed to feature my hungry ass.

Why do some people have a problem with that?

Because whereas Israel is a very liberal country, nudity is still frowned upon. That may surprise you since you've probably seen many nudes photos of me at the beach.

However, most guys at the nudist beach aren't naked.

The few that are, usually cover their cock.

Luka helped me hide my penis in this photo.
Luka helped me hide my penis in this photo.

When I scroll through the list of horny guys on Grindr, I can't find a single one who puts a nude photo as his primary photo as I do.

It makes my ass unique on Grindr's "meat market "but also attracts some nasty creatures.

Such a creature was a guy in his 50s with no photos or information in his profile. Most guys like him are married and closeted.

Sadly, such guys are also usually homophobic.

They suffer from self-hate and project it to others who are proud and happy about their lifestyle... I am.

Displaying your cock is beautiful and natural!
Displaying your cock is beautiful and natural!

"You are pathetic," he wrote.

"Who asked you for your opinion?" I replied.

"No one, but I felt I must tell you after what I'd seen."

"And what have you seen?"

"The way you expose your body is a disgrace. It makes you appear cheap and desperate. I felt you should know, ״ was his answer.

This was my response:

"What I do with my body is my business and not yours. Posting nude photos hurts no one. On the other hand, you tried and failed to hurt me with your poisonous words. Which one of us is a better person? Don't bother answering. This conversation is over."

Although I told him that he'd failed to hurt me, I was actually hurt.

Some people are so cruel!
Some people are so cruel!

To my surprise, he didn't think our conversation was over.

"Can you not comprehend what I was trying to tell you, or are you also stupid?"

Had I cared about his opinion, I would have quoted from a farewell letter my boss had given me two weeks ago.

His words moved me deeply:

"Theon, you are incredibly professional and have an outstanding personality and social skills. Your sensitive nature is inspiring. You are indeed a rare gem!
More importantly, you are a man of values. You are a sincere and gentle person. I've learned so much from you. It has been an honor and a privilege to work beside you."

However, that idiot didn't deserve any more of my attention, for which reason I blocked him.

Another Grindr conversation with a hot guy in his 40s yielded a somewhat nicer "out-cum":

"Finally, we can enjoy photos of your hot ass. Too bad you can't feature your beautiful hole."

"How do you know that my hole is beautiful?" I asked him.

My cum hole.
My cum hole.

"Because I fucked your ass many years ago," he replied.

He did seem familiar, but I couldn't recall the event. Still, if it had happened "many years ago," countless others have fucked me since.

"I'm sorry, but I don't recall getting fucked by you in my apartment. Maybe it was it at your place?"

"No, I'm not from these parts. Most likely, I fucked you at the beach."

That made a lot of sense.

I have sex with many guys at the beach, and it's usually more about helping each other get off than memorable lovemaking.

Six hours later, he was fucking me in my rooftop jacuzzi.

My wet body after we were done.
My wet body after we were done.

There's really very little to write about our "lovemaking."

He was a great kisser, but once his thick cock was deep inside my ass, the sex became his race for an orgasm while not considering my needs.

I was in doggie while he kept pounding my ass.

I love being dominated in that position.
I love being dominated in that position.

He was almost completely silent while fucking me, which was weird.

It was as if only my hole was present.

Ten minutes later, he ejaculated.

"Your hole is still terrific! That was awesome, thank you," he said while getting out and drying himself.

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"I'll see myself out," he added while I was in the jacuzzi with his cum still inside my body.

I can't say that I hadn't enjoyed receiving his seed, but it felt cheap afterward. I plan to remember him because I don't plan on giving him my ass ever again!

Many guys mistake me on Grindr for a top and desire to suck my cock and drink my cum…

…such as this one:

He certainly did love my cock!
He certainly did love my cock!

I know I've got a beautiful penis, but I don't let other men play with it.

I miss many opportunities for sex because I don't like my cock sucked!
I miss many opportunities for sex because I don't like my cock sucked!

The following Grindr tale is about a 24-year-old who was at first interested in my cock.

"You have a beautiful, smooth ass, but I'd love to see your cock."

Here’s the photo I sent him.
Here’s the photo I sent him.

"Wow, even your cock looks terrific! You are a beautiful man."

I always inform guys who show interest in my thick cock that it's neither touchable nor suckable.

"That's OK," he replied. "I'm not interested in your cock. I'll devote all my attention to the rest of your body and mostly to your hot ass."

Then he sent photos of his hairy upper body and terrific-looking cock and hairy ass.

I got an instant boner on seeing his dark, thick manhood.

"Do you want to come over?" I asked him.

"To be honest, I'm a bit embarrassed."

"Don't be!" I told him. "You're so fucking sexy! Come over so I can kiss your naked body, and show you how enjoyable my ass feels!"

"You don't understand. I know you."

I was intrigued.

"What do you mean, 'you know me' ?"

"I work in the store where you often shop for groceries. The name of the store is ‘The Sun Valley.’ Do you remember me now?"

Felix and I call that store "Twinks Valley" because all the salespeople are young and hot. It's as if they are all models.

What kind of store is it?

It's a "mom-and-pop" business on the main street of my little town. You can shop for herbs, grains, nuts, legumes, spices, etc. Most of the products are vegan, so I shop there quite often.

Such small stores are trendy in Israel.

I get most of my food there.
I get most of my food there.

Sometimes I go just to look at the cute boys, and now one of them was interested in my ass!

All of a sudden I did remember him. OMG! He's even more gorgeous in real life!!!

"Wow," I told him, "I do remember you now! Don't be embarrassed. I think it's cool that you're gay and work so close to me."

While writing that, I envisaged him fucking me several times a week during his lunch breaks.

"I'm not sure how comfortable I am about the idea of fucking one of our customers. Besides, I'm still in the closet!"

"There's no rush," I told him. "My ass is here for you whenever you need it."

"Talking of which," he continued, "is your ass truly that smooth?"

"Smoother," I replied. "My crack and hole are also smooth."

I sent him this photo.
I sent him this photo.

"Fuck! I'd love to pound that white ass!" was his response. "It must feel wonderful to breed you! I need to get back to work right now, but I'll be in touch."

The next day, he told me, on reflection, he'd decided it wasn't a good idea to fuck.

He said he'd feel nervous and awkward every time I came to the store. I thought about promising him that I would shop elsewhere, but I like that store!

Besides, I didn't feel there was a need to convince him because I knew he would contact me again.

His balls would need draining in the future, and he will, no doubt, ask for my smooth cum hole.

After all, during the day it's only 300 feet away from his hairy cock!

The next Grindr tale is regarding my day at the office:

One day a week I work at the Tel Aviv office. Sometimes I have sex during my lunch break with a local top.

However, I find most tops in that city to be jerks. As there are so many bottoms in Tel Aviv, tops can be picky and demanding.

Here's a conversation from last Tuesday:

"You're hot. I want you to suck my cock, and if you do a good job, I'll fuck you."

Even though he was a hot guy, I already disliked him.

Whilst I am a submissive bottom, I expect guys to treat me with respect and not send me a list of demands. But I was willing to give him a second chance because he was genuinely stunning.

"I'd love to suck your cock and give you my ass."

"You sound like the kind of submissive bottom I need right now, and your smooth ass is a dream. Do you also shave your bush?"

I already knew where our conversation was heading.

"No, I don't!" I answered.

I know that my bush appears trimmed, but it's not!
I know that my bush appears trimmed, but it's not!

"Well, I won't fuck you unless you shave your bush, balls, and hole first. Everything needs to be perfectly smooth and clean."

My ass, anus and balls are naturally smooth, but I wasn't going to use that fact as a bargaining chip since his demands were ridiculous.

I told him that I like my pubic hair and had shaved it only once when I was 21 and I don't plan on doing it ever again.

"What's the big deal?" he asked impatiently. "You've already shaved your ass, so get rid of the rest too."

"I'm at work right now, so even if I agreed to shave my pubic hair, there's no way for me to do it," I told him.

"If you want, I'll shave your bush, balls, and hole and then fuck you," he suggested.

My bush is going nowhere!
My bush is going nowhere!

I didn't bother to respond.

Lastly, some guys are sweet and only contact me to compliment my body.

A typical message will start "I know that I'm not your type, but I just wanted to tell you how sexy you are."

Others have questions about staying in shape, becoming vegan, how to bottom, etc.

I'm delighted to share my vast sexual experience with others, but I draw the line when it comes to minors.

I never engage in conversation with a minor!

As regards his question, in my opinion the best way to masturbate is to stimulate your fuck hole simultaneously... I was doing in the following photo:

It's even more enjoyable to use a vibrator!
It's even more enjoyable to use a vibrator!

As for ejaculating, the most enjoyable way is to do it hands-free.

You can see that in this photo:

It's the most enjoyable way to cum!
It's the most enjoyable way to cum!

A frequent question from bottoms and tops alike is about keeping their ass in shape.

In other words, how to fight gravity!

My ass defies Newton's law of gravity!
My ass defies Newton's law of gravity!

Sadly, most guys don't pay any attention to keeping their ass presentable.

At the nudist beach, I often see guys in their 30s with a limpy ass. Of course, it's even more noticeable as guys get older.

So, how do I keep my ass so muscular and fuckable?

I work out six times a week!

If you want to keep your body firm, you need to work out!
If you want to keep your body firm, you need to work out!

As with everything in life, if you want to get results, you need to invest a lot of time and effort. I know it's not easy, but there are no shortcuts.

Don't believe the advertisements for a 10, 20, or even 30-minutes workout routine.

If you want to have a firm, lean body, you need to devote more time and, probably, more money too.

But the main way to stay lean is to choose a vegan diet that includes primarily organic products and non-processed food.

Such a diet will also help you live a longer, healthier life!

Next week will be my 10th anniversary of becoming vegan!
Next week will be my 10th anniversary of becoming vegan!

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