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How should I name my sweet hole? Cunt, or Anus?

I love getting feedback and interacting with my followers.


I get hundreds of messages, comments, emails, and chat requests every month. I spend a lot of time answering them.


What do people write to me about?


In all honestly, most of these messages are compliments about the blog and my body:

My cock get lots of compliments

It's not fully erect, but already quite thick
It's not fully erect, but already quite thick

I get many messages from guys expressing their desire to suck my cock and drink my cum.


Here's one:

Most of them are surprised when I tell them that I don't enjoy a blowjob.


Shooting my load inside a mouth gives me the weakest orgasm, for which reason I never do it. By comparison, sticking an anal vibrator into my love hole and gently playing with my cock and smooth balls gives me far more pleasure.


That's why I never meet with a guy who expresses too much interest in sucking my thick cock.

My anal vibrator drives me insane
My anal vibrator drives me insane

Most guys give lousy head.


I know that because I give great head.


Sometimes it feels so good that guys I fuck with and even Felix, my boyfriend, prefer to cum in my mouth rather than fucking me.

Felix often enjoys my mouth more than my ass
Felix often enjoys my mouth more than my ass

Because of that, most often than not, I don't blow a guy for too long. I offer him my hole shortly after beginning to serve his cock with my mouth.


The weak sensation isn't the only reason why I don't like blowjobs.


It's also because I enjoy being submissive and that a guy is using my body (mostly my ass) to pleasure himself. For me, acting as a top doesn't play well with my sexual desires.


What kind of messages do tops send me?


They are often about my ass. A lot of guys express their wish to meet me at the beach one day and make love to my ass.


I tell them that the beach is my favorite place on earth to get fucked.

Once travel and flights are back to normal, I'm sure I'll meet at the beach many fantastic cocks that follow my blog.


You might be surprised, but women also contact me.


When they realize that I am indeed 100% gay and 1000% bottom, they sometimes express their wish to fuck me with a strap-on and later suck me off.


I've already stated why I don't like blowjobs. As for getting fucked by a dildo: Dildos are fun, and I enjoy letting my love hole affectionately hug a thick one.


It's so good to feel something big and thick stuck deep in my ass.

But when I'm not alone, I need a cock and not a dildo. That's why I never meet with bottoms, who might suggest that we fuck each other using a dildo.


Since I have lots of sexual experience, I get many requests from guys seeking help.


Many of them are still in the closet or very young (though I never talk with minors!). Most guys ask for tips on how to get fucked and how to clean their ass beforehand.


I wrote a viral blog post about that:

Are You Clean?


Some requests are from straight guys as well. Here's one:

I also get bizarre or funny requests.


This guy sent me a charming message, which I haven't answer yet. He asked me many questions and also included this request:


I don't think I'll make such a video anytime soon. 😅


This guy wants me to help him attract females:

I'm not sure what I'm going to tell him. I'm an expert at catching horny guys. I have no idea how to seduce women!


As you can see, 98% of people who reach out to me are friendly.


What about the other 2%?


Half of them send me beautiful long messages that make my cock hard and put a big smile on my face.


Such was an intimate message that I got in a response to this photo:

I entitled this photo: "It's very rare to see clouds in the desert, let alone rain clouds."


The sweet guy who sent me this response was referring to to the title:

Isn't this guy great?
Isn't this guy great?

While he talked about my "beautiful, smooth body," I'm not 100% smooth.


My balls, hole, ass, back, and some parts of my legs are smooth.

However, other parts of my body are hairy, and I love it. I wouldn't like my entire body to be smooth.

I'm a guy, after all!

My sweaty body after completing my workout
My sweaty body after completing my workout

What about the last 1% of messages?


These are from guys who either send nasty messages or criticize my life. Don't get me wrong; I'm open to debate and criticism (but not about politics or religion!).


However, there are ways to discuss and disagree.


Today, I want to refer to what I consider to be a nasty message I'd received about the way I describe my love hole.


This guy was complaining that I refer to my anus as "my cunt."


I'm not sure where he'd seen such a reference. Perhaps in this photo gallery:

Cunt, Anus, Hole, Cum Hole - I don't care how you call it as long as you fuck it!
Cunt, Anus, Hole, Cum Hole - I don't care how you call it as long as you fuck it!

Here's the link to it:

"My Cunt"


Here's what he wrote to me:

"Theon: Regardless of how free or naked or gay or attractive you are, you diminish yourself when you post a photo of your anus labeled "My cunt."
Don't you know how twisted and confused a homosexual male must be who uses a female word for his male part?
Referring to your beautiful (male) anus as a cunt implies that you are confused about your sexual identity, and your whole theme in your blog is How sure and comfortable and proud you are of your HOMOSEXUAL identity.
Which are you: twisted about your gender? Or proud of your maleness? I urge you to avoid using female anatomy terms for your male body. Respectfully <his name>."

I added the emphasis to highlight his offensive language.


First, I'll answer his question in general:


No, I don't think that a guy using the word "cunt” to describe his anus is "twisted" or "confused." The same holds for the guy fucking him. If he refers to the anus, he's fucking as a "cunt”, he isn't "twisted."


I admit that my attitude about this topic changed over the past year. Last August, I published a blog post about it


Here's a paragraph from that blog post:

"I sent him a few photos of my love hole. Here's one of them:

  • "Fuck, your ass is like a pussy."

  • "I'm going to fuck that cunt hard,"

  • "I'll lick your pussy."

I don't have a cunt or a pussy. It's my ass he was talking about, and I don't like it when guys refer to me as if I have a female organ.

Why has my attitude changed during the past year?


Perhaps the story about how Ethan made love to my ass will help explain this change.


Probably because of CV-19, most of the guys who made love to my ass this beach season were either married or bisexuals and the majority were over 40.


I'd noticed that most of them referred to my love hole differently.


When a younger guy, like Brian, was admiring and later fucking my anus, he was referring to it is as "your hole":


You can read about Brian and my love hole here:

How I got fucked at the Citadel by Brian


However, older guys almost always referred to it as "your cunt”.


In a previous blog post, I briefly mentioned one of them.


You can read about it here.

A cock from Switzerland and visiting Jerusalem


I wrote only a few sentences about this sexy guy:

"After sunset, a sexy married guy was eating my love hole while I was moaning uncontrollably.
He ate my ass for what seemed like an eternity. "

The guy's name was Ethan, and he'd arrived 15 minutes before sunset.


I wasn't expecting to get my ass used again that afternoon.


Two hours before that, I've had an amazing fuck with Jonas from Switzerland. His uncut cock finally loaded my ass with a river of cum (the week before we were interrupted).


I still haven't written about our fucks, so I'll just say that Jonas was a fantastic stud with European manners and a legendary uncut cock.


When Ethan had arrived, I was the only one left at the beach.


I didn't expect him to stop by.


Lots of guys (and women) walk on the beach at sunset looking at naked guys. I'm used to it and don't pay much attention to them, even when they (women included!) stare at my naked body.


Instead, I closed my eyes and remembered how Jonas's cock was fucking me so beautifully only a few hours before.

To my surprise, Ethan placed his beach towel a long way from mine, but close enough to hint that he was interested in my body.


Since he'd made his intentions clear, I stared at him while he was undressing.


Ethan was in his 50s, but he looked much younger. His body was hairy and lean. His cock was flaccid but already quite thick.


It wasn't as thick as mine, but my love hole suddenly felt warm on seeing it. It was still quite loose after Jonas's huge cock had opened it so nicely, and I knew that even with a bit of spit, I could take Ethan's cock in a second into my love tunnel.


Since Ethan still hadn't done anything to show that he was interested in fucking me, I packed my things and got ready to leave. I put on a jock and was planning to go after sunset was over.


I took this sunset photo and was about to leave.

I noticed that after I'd put on my jock, Ethan was continually staring at my naked body. I turned around several times and bent over to encourage him to find the courage to offer me his cock.


He finally did.


He smiled while walking towards me, his beautiful breeding tool dangling between his hairy legs.


I smiled back at him because I'd already decided that I wanted him to fuck me.

But first, I wanted to get to know him a little bit.


We started talking, and he told me that he's married:

"Once my wife found condoms in the glove box, and she made a huge fuss about it. I told her that she should be happy that I use condoms and protect myself. Had she known that I use condoms only when I fuck women and that I bareback guys, I don't think she would have taken it so well. In any case, I think she also fucks with other men."


"I can see why she was jealous of other people enjoying your beautiful cock," I told him.


Ethan smiled, "Your penis is also beautiful and quite thick. What about you, Theon? Do you also bareback guys?"

I turned around and showed him my ass.

"What do you think?"


"Oh, thank goodness. You look so manly that I was certain you were a top—what a relief. You have an amazing ass. You look so fuckable."


"I'm very fuckable”, I told him and put his hand on my smooth ass, "Feel for yourself."


Ethan started caressing my ass, and I immediately began moaning.


My ass was more sensitive than usual because I had already been fucked that afternoon. When Ethan had heard my moans, his cock got hard, and he hugged me from behind.


"Theon, your ass is so feminine. I love it."


Even before I was first fucked at the age of 16, guys were telling me that.


What am I supposed to say in response?


According to the guy who had sent me that ridiculous message, I should have protested and responded by telling Ethan:

"You're twisted and confused if you think you're touching a woman's ass when you caress mine."

Why should I care if a guy feels more comfortable thinking that my ass looks like a woman's?

And to be honest, it does resemble a woman's ass a bit:

I was fingered before this photo was taken. Can you tell?
I was fingered before this photo was taken. Can you tell?

Here's what a guy wrote to me about the above photo of my love hole:

When erect, Ethan's cock was quite thick, though not as big as Jonas's. I was longing for him to start fucking me.


But Ethan had other plans first.


"I'm dying to eat your cunt. Come over and lay down on my beach mat."


Should have I yelled at him in protest?

"How dare you talk about my hole as if it's a cunt! You should be proud of your homosexual identity!"

It was evident that Ethan wanted to pretend that I'm a woman. Why should I have cared as long as he was giving my "cunt” the royal treatment?


"It drives me crazy when a guy is eating my cunt,” I responded and followed him.


Ethan made me lie on his mat, spread my legs, and pulled my cock and balls back.