In my latest blog post, I said that finding a potential sex partner on Grindr is a nightmare.
You can find that blog post here:
Before giving a few samples of horror conversations on Grindr, I would like to offer a positive one.
The following guy was 19, hairy and lean. He had little experience with men.
We chatted for a few weeks before actually meeting and fucking.
He said that his ass was "Somewhat hairy," but in reality, it was covered with stunning, beautiful curls.
Our sex date was lovely but short since he wasn't into kissing.
Moments after arriving at my apartment, I was already naked in doggie.
He was obsessed with my smooth fuck hole and showed absolutely no interest in other parts of my body.
He didn't pay any attention to my thick cock.
His enormous cock came in my ass twice in less than 30 minutes, after which he quickly departed.
Here's how he started his first chat with me:
Him: "May I ask you how come your ass is so smooth?"
Me: "You can ask me anything you like. My ass is naturally smooth. In Israel, it's rare to find a guy with such a smooth ass like mine, but in northern Europe, it's quite common."
Him: "Seriously? Haven't you ever shaved it?"
Me: "I don't trim or shave my body hair."
Me: "Why did you ask me about my smooth ass? Is yours hairy?"
Him: "Yes, somewhat."
Me: "A hairy ass is sexy, and besides shaving it doesn't really help."
Isn't this terrific, mature, hairy hole gorgeous?
And now to some less-than-satisfying stories:
The first problem when trying to find a potential breeder on Grindr is that most guys have no photos.
That doesn't stop them from sending me this message or similar:
"You have a sexy ass and hot body. Do you want me to come over now and fuck you?"
I always respond the same way:
"I don't know if I want you to fuck me because I have no idea what you look like."
Almost all guys respond by sending me a close-up of their cock…
… for example, this photo, received just now:
I don't want to give my body to someone to enjoy based only on the size and shape of his cock.
I don't expect a potential breeder to fuck me based on seeing only a close-up of my cum hole...
... even though I have a beautifully smooth anus:
Maybe guys send me a close-up of their cock because it's evident I'm a cock worshiper.
In fact, I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm addicted to anything about it.
I love the smell of it, the taste, the shape.
I love kissing a soft cock and then making it hard in my mouth.
I enjoy holding my lover's hairy balls and gently feeling his firm testicles.
I lose my mind when taking care of an uncut cock...
...such as this one:
Most of all, I love what comes out of it.
I enjoy feeling cum shots in my ass or on my face and body. It drives me wild when cum splashes on my sensitive nipples.
I especially enjoy feeling hot sperm leaking on or from my fuck hole.
Having said all that, I never respond when someone sends me a close-up of their cock.
If the sender is persistent, he will usually send "?" followed by "???"
I always respond by sending a close-up of my flaccid cock followed by: "See? I have a cock just like you. Would you please send me photos of your body and face?"
They never do, which usually leads to immediate blocking.
Here are several examples of how awful some guys are on Grindr:
The first one is a sexy guy in his early 20s whom I've been chatting with for several weeks.
He has no car and lives with his parents. They live near the forest where I often hike, wearing only a jock.
I suggested picking him up and fucking there.
It's been years since I was fucked in that forest!
He said he doesn't feel comfortable fucking outdoors, so we never met.
He often complimented my ass and asked me to send him my most recent photo.
Here's the last photo I sent him:
Last week he told me that his parents had gone out for a few hours and invited me over.
I told him I needed 20 minutes to shower and get ready.
By "get ready," I meant inserting my 7-inch vibrator and ensuring it came out clean.
Before showering, I asked him: "Would you like me to wear a thong or a jock?"
"Surprise me!" was his answer.
I decided to surprise him by wearing my newest thong:
After I'd showered, I sent him a message asking for the exact address. He wasn't online, but I was sure he'd get back to me.
He never did.
Two days later, he contacted me again.
Here's how I responded:
Me: "Where did you disappear that day?"
Him: "I hooked up with my friends."
Me: "You told me to come over, and then you met with your friends? Does this behavior make sense to you?"
He never responded, and I immediately blocked him because I knew what had happened.
He was talking with several bottoms simultaneously. It was apparent he chose a much older guy to breed.
He'd often talked about how much he enjoys fucking "daddies."
I'm older than him, but not really a "daddy."
A typical "daddy," like Ian, isn't only older but also hairy and not as lean as I am.
Here's another conversation with someone who wanted to fuck me.
Here's how it started:
Him: "When am I going to break you to pieces?"
Me: "Why would you want to do that? I'm a human being, not made of glass."
He answered that he wanted to tear my ass and anus apart.
Why would I let anyone do something so awful to my delicate ass and cum hole?
Here's another awful conversation with a potential breeder.
He also wanted to violently fuck me.
Him: "I want to take you apart."
Me: "Once you've done that to my body, what's going to be left?"
Him: "Only piss and cum."
I admit that there's something very erotic about seeing a thick, hairy cock pissing.
However, I've no desire to taste, smell or feel piss during lovemaking.
Nor do I want to piss on anyone!
The last conversation, which took place after midnight, was rather odd.
The top started by asking me if I'd ever been fucked in a bus.
I answered: "No."
"Would you like to?"
The conversation was starting to bore me: "Because I don't like to get fucked when others might see or hear me."
"But you wrote that you love being naked at the beach, and you often get fucked there."
He was right. I love getting fucked outdoors.
But I don't feel comfortable when others listen to me moaning and screaming.
That's why I usually sit at the most remote parts of the beach.
I explained to him that I don't care if others see me naked, but I prefer not to when intimate.
"Well, I'm on a bus close to you, and I want to fuck you."
"I told you! I don't want to get fucked next to other passengers."
Here's the rest of the conversation:
Me: "Are you the driver?"
Him: "Yes. I work for <name of the bus company>."
Suddenly, getting fucked by a sexy bus driver on his bus sounded exciting.
Consequently, my cock started to leak: