Theon Nord

Jun 28, 20234 min

A typical day: five guys and my horny ass.

Updated: Aug 23, 2023

I want to take a break from writing about beautiful sex encounters.

In this blog post, I'll share some of the men I'm in touch with nowadays who haven't fucked me yet.

The first one is Dani who contacted me on Grindr and said he's never seen as beautiful an ass as mine.

Currently, this is my Grindr profile photo:

"I'm in love," Dani keeps telling me.

"I would love to spend a day at the nudist beach with you, enjoying the freedom and beauty of nature. Being able to share intimate moments would be truly special."

Here's another photo from my Grindr profile:

Dani is in his late 20s, toned, and his cock is thick and perfect.

We've been chatting daily for the past week and I'm sure he'll become a terrific fuck buddy.

Here's a video of him wanking while looking at my hole:

Today I started my 2-hour workout extra early.

Already at 6:30 AM, I began lifting weights.

But not before making myself a strawberry fruit shake:

On seeing me online, Dani typed, "Good Morning, sexy Theon."

"What are you doing up so early? Are you playing with your morning wood?"

Here's my morning wood this morning:

"I'm playing with mine right now," he added:

"No, I'm just about to start working out," I answered.

"I'm still waiting for your ass selfie," Dany reminded me.

Dani has asked me several times to take a selfie of my horny ass and send him.

I don't oblige when asked to take photos, but there was something about his smile and his morning wood...

So, I took this selfie of my horny ass and sent it to him:

"Theon, You are killing me here! How can your ass be so smooth???!!!"

"I want to spread those muscular cheeks and kiss your delicious hole until you beg me to fuck you,"

"Are you referring to this hungry hole?" I asked.

"I want to marry you," he announced after receiving the photo of my wet anus.

I reminded him that I was in a relationship with beautiful Felix.

"Fine! Can I at least marry your ass?" was his response.

Dani talks a lot about fucking me, but he adores kissing and intimacy. He told me that he doesn't want his sex partner to leave right after they'd ejaculated.

He likes to cuddle and talk, especially after satisfying his desire to breed.

That makes him a perfect lover!

I also like to be hugged while my lover's semen is still in me!

Unfortunately, most guys on Grindr aren't as lovely and sexy as Dani.

Here's a typical chat from yesterday (I'm on the right):

Most people need to read what's in my profile!

A typical Grindr chat usually begins with "Where from? How old? What are you looking for?"

I always answer: "Please read my profile to find the answers to all your questions."

Most never respond after reading my profile. That's most likely because they are neither toned nor muscular.

I'm looking for a sex partner with a body type similar to mine:

Some tell me, "I don't have the energy to read every damn profile!"

I usually block people who need more energy to read four lines of text.

My cum hole requires far more energy than that to be satisfied!

Two days ago, I received a surprising Grindr message:

"Hi,

I know that there's no chance of us fucking. However, I wanted to compliment you. I admire your incredible physique but also wanted to compliment your profile text.

It's straightforward without being rude or arrogant. I sincerely hope that others will learn from you.

Kisses on your amazing ass dimples, and good night."

I warmly thanked him for his lovely feedback.

My ass dimples indeed draw a lot of attention from potential breeders.

You can see them clearly in this shower video from today:

Lastly, I want to share with you one of my hottest followers.

I'm not sure how old he is but, with a body like his, who cares?

He has everything I'm looking for when seeking a man to fuck and breed me.

For starters: he has a huge uncut cock:

There's a saying that opposites attract.

That's probably why a breeder with a hairy ass attracts me the most.

The first thing that I get complimented on is always my smooth fuck hole and ass.

When conversing with a new person at the beach, more often than not, he unexpectedly initiates physical contact by caressing my wet ass.

He often apologizes, explaining he couldn't resist the temptation to touch my wet ass cheeks.

"They are so beautiful and smooth!"

Frankly, I don't understand the big fuss about my smooth fuck hole.

My friend's hairy hole and ass are far more attractive than mine!

I've seen my friend orgasm many times.

He's like a Greek god when shooting his divine semen!

Dany contacted me again two hours after I'd sent him my ass selfie.

"I'm still looking at the photo you sent me. I can't put your ass out of my mind."

"I can't wait for you to insert your cock in it!"

"What are you doing now?" he asked.

I laughed.

"I've noticed that you repeatedly inquire about my activities," I commented.

"I keep thinking about you!" You are so sexy!!!"

I told him that I'd just finished showering after my workout.

He inquired, "What are your plans for later?"

"I've made plans to visit the nudist beach this afternoon."

"Will you get fucked there?"

"Most likely more than once," I replied.

"I wish I was the only one fucking you!" he announced.

I responded with a smiley, although it would have been better to express that the possibility of that happening was non-existent.