Dec 24, 2022
Updated: May 25, 2023
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Are you also attracted to repairmen? The one who fixed my jacuzzi was sexy!
Before giving a few samples of horror conversations on Grindr, I would like to offer a positive one.
We chatted for a few weeks before actually meeting and fucking.
He said that his ass was "Somewhat hairy," but in reality, it was covered with stunning, beautiful curls.
Our sex date was lovely but short since he wasn't into kissing.
Moments after arriving at my apartment, I was already naked in doggie.
He didn't pay any attention to my thick cock.
Here's how he started his first chat with me:
Him: "May I ask how come your ass is so smooth?"
Me: "You can ask me anything you like. My ass is naturally smooth. In Israel, it's rare to find a guy with such a smooth ass as mine, but in northern Europe, it's quite common."
Him: "Seriously? Haven't you ever shaved it?"
Me: "I neither trim nor shave my body hair."
Me: "Why did you ask me about my smooth ass? Is yours hairy?"
Him: "Yes, somewhat."
Isn't this terrific mature, hairy hole gorgeous?
The first problem when trying to find a potential breeder on Grindr is that most guys have no photos.
That doesn't stop them from sending me this message or similar:
"You have a sexy ass and hot body. Do you want me to come over now and fuck you?"
I always respond the same way:
"I don't know if I want you to fuck me because I have no idea what you look like."
… for example, this photo, received just now:
I don't expect a potential breeder to fuck me based on seeing only a close-up of my cum hole...
... even though I have a beautifully smooth anus:
In fact, I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm addicted to anything about it.
I love the smell of it, the taste, the shape.
I enjoy holding my lover's hairy balls and gently feeling his firm testicles.
I lose my mind when taking care of an uncut cock...
...such as this one:
I enjoy feeling cum shots in my ass or on my face and body. It drives me wild when cum splashes on my sensitive nipples.
I especially enjoy feeling hot sperm leaking on or from my fuck hole.
If the sender is persistent, he will usually send "?" followed by "???"
I always respond by sending a close-up of my flaccid cock followed by: "See? I have a cock just like you. Would you please send me photos of your body and face?"
They never do, which usually leads to immediate blocking.
The first one is a sexy guy in his early 20s whom I've been chatting with for several weeks.
He has no car and lives with his parents. They live near the forest where I often hike, wearing only a jock.
I suggested picking him up and fucking there.
It's been years since I was fucked in that forest!
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He often complimented my ass and asked me to send him my most recent photo.
Here's the last photo I sent him:
I told him I needed 20 minutes to shower and get ready.
By "get ready," I meant inserting my 7-inch vibrator and ensuring it came out clean.
Before showering, I asked him: "Would you like me to wear a thong or a jock?"
"Surprise me!" was his answer.
I decided to surprise him by wearing my newest thong:
After I'd showered, I sent him a message asking for the exact address. He wasn't online, but I was sure he'd get back to me.
He never did.
Here's how I responded:
Me: "Where did you disappear that day?"
Him: "I hooked up with my friends."
Me: "You told me to come over, and then you met with your friends? Does this behavior make sense to you?"
He never responded, and I immediately blocked him because I knew what had happened.
He was talking with several bottoms simultaneously. It was apparent he chose a much older guy to breed.
I'm older than him, but not really a "daddy."
A typical "daddy," like Ian, isn't only older but also hairy and not as lean as I am.
Here's how it started:
Him: "When am I going to break you to pieces?"
Me: "Why would you want to do that? I'm a human being, not made of glass."
He answered that he wanted to tear my ass and anus apart.
Why would I let anyone do something so awful to my delicate ass and cum hole?
He also wanted to violently fuck me.
Him: "I want to take you apart."
Me: "Once you've done that to my body, what's going to be left?"
Him: "Only piss and cum."
I admit that there's something very erotic about seeing a thick, hairy cock pissing.
However, I've no desire to taste, smell or feel piss during lovemaking.
Nor do I want to piss on anyone!
The top started by asking me if I'd ever been fucked in a bus.
I answered: "No."
"Would you like to?"
"No!!!"
"Why not?"
The conversation was starting to bore me: "Because I don't like to get fucked when others might see or hear me."
"But you wrote that you love being naked at the beach, and you often get fucked there."
But I don't feel comfortable when others listen to me moaning and scream.
That's why I usually sit at the most remote parts of the beach.
"Well, I'm on a bus close to you, and I want to fuck you."
"I told you! I don't want to get fucked next to other passengers."
"I'm alone."
Here's the rest of the conversation:
Me: "Are you the driver?"
Him: "Yes. I work for <name of the bus company>."
Consequently, my cock started to leak:
In fact, I had no idea what he looked like at all!
Me: "I understand now. Do you have up-to-date photos of your face and body?"
Him: "I'm totally naked in the back seat. I don't send photos."
My precum fountain dried immediately after his last response.
I wasn't going to meet a bus driver without first seeing his face and, more importantly, his body.
His penis was indeed impressive.
For a few minutes, I imagined myself being bred by his terrific cock in the back seat but eventually decided against it.
Yes, I'm a cock worshiper, and my ass is almost always thirsty for hot, juicy cum shots.
And I deserve to see the person who is about to fuck me and not just his cock!