Jul 15, 2022
Updated: May 20, 2023
I've just finished a lovely video chat with a Wix customer representative. Wix is the company that hosts my blog.
"We want to listen to successful bloggers like you and see how we could improve our services," she said at the start of our discussion.
Our video chat was lovely, although the beginning was a bit awkward.
"I have to admit that I only looked at your blog an hour ago," she said with an embarrassed expression.
I didn't ask her for details, but I assumed she'd seen my cock and my hole.
Therefore, I felt comfortable discussing with the Wix customer rep how they might help my sex blog be even more successful.
The conversation was strictly professional!!
"I think that you've created a community," she told me. "You have a very high return rate. Most of your traffic comes from people who re-visit your blog."
I didn't want to tell her that most of my "community" members re-visit my blog to help them release the pressure from their testicles.
Such as this lovely, mature gentleman:
I'm more than OK with it. I'm honored and pleased, in fact.
I know that women visit my blog and enjoy looking at my cock and perhaps other body parts.
However, they probably aren't interested in seeing my cum hole.
Unlike male followers, they rarely contact me.
However, Paola from Italy has been an active follower for quite some time. She knows I'm not attracted to her and doesn't care.
I have many followers from Italy, and I generally find Italian men very attractive...
... such as this incredible hunk
"I would like to send this message to all those who frequent your beautiful blog.
I wanted to point out that I am perhaps the only woman who follows Theon's blog; from the beginning, he was aware of this.
Still, as I told him, I also tell you that as a woman, I think I'm close enough to your way of thinking, or at least in part.
Just as you like to see nice penises, so do I, so I have no prejudice about who it belongs to and who uses it.
If you have the desire or are happy to show me your penis as Theon does, send your photos to my email address:
I'm Paola, and I live in Italy."
I, too, love to get photos of penises!
I laughed.
"I have too much to write about!!!" I told her. "I'm very active sexually, and followers love to hear about it."
Six hours before video-chatting with her, I was walking on the dirt road leading to the nudist beach.
Tommy, a beautiful, shirtless guy in his early 20s, passed me. What attracted me instantly was his very defined six-pack belly.
I’m toned, but my belly isn't so muscular!
Tommy was short compared to me (he was 5'5/165 cm, and I'm 6'/183 cm). His pecs were hairy, and his dark skin combined beautifully with his stunning green eyes.
In other words, except for his height, I thought he was a terrific-looking young man!
I rarely have sex while walking to the nudist beach because I prefer to arrive with my balls full. Besides, Tommy was so breathtakingly gorgeous that I was confident he wouldn't even look at me.
However, I'm afraid I have to disagree with this blog follower:
After passing Tommy, I stopped to pee. To my astonishment, Tommy stopped walking. He stood 20 feet from me and took his thick cock out of his shorts as if he, too, was peeing.
Except he wasn't.
Instead, he was checking me out.
I came closer and admired his beauty. The sweat on his pecs and pointy dark nipples made him even more desirable.
His erect cock, although thick, was smaller than mine.
Before I could say anything, Tommy pulled my shorts and jock down and began sucking my hard cock.
I usually don't appreciate getting a blowjob, but he was so attractive that I enjoyed it immensely. While sucking my cock, I kept spanking his beautiful hairy ass and ordering him to suck me deep.
I also felt his sweaty hairy love hole and wondered if Tommy was expecting me to make love to his muscular ass.
I also wondered if he'd agree to breed my smooth ass.
When he stopped sucking me and reached for his bag, I was sure he was about to take a condom out and either bend over or make me bend over.
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However, it was poppers that he was looking for.
We didn't pay any attention to it. However, it got closer shortly after Tommy had sniffed poppers, and we got rid of the rest of our clothes.
"Shit," said Tommy, and he stopped sucking my cock but kept two fingers deep inside my hungry ass.
I shared his sentiment because I didn't want anyone interfering, plus we were both very close to shooting our load.
Ronen, a naked stud in his mid-50s, stepped out holding a small bottle of lube. His build was hairy and manly.
His cock was hard and very similar in size and girth to this one.
Tommy and I looked at him while he circled us, assessing our asses.
I knew he was evaluating our asses because he had the same expression as guys who check out mine at the nudist beach.
He held my left ass cheek and asked: "Are you a bottom by any chance? I'd love to fuck you even if you aren't."
"I'm a total bottom, and I'd love to get fucked by your red, hard cock."
"I'm also a bottom," Tommy announced, and I suddenly realized I was competing with him over who would get fucked.
"Damn!" I thought. "I've no chance competing with Tommy's incredible boy's ass."
I was wrong.
"Darling," Ronen said to Tommy, "it's apparent that you are a big slutty bottom. However, perfectly shave your ass as he's done, and then I'd consider fucking you. I desire a smooth boy's cunt, not a hairy jungle like yours!"
"I don't shave my ass," I told him.
He spanked me a few times, spread my ass cheeks, examining my cum hole while lubing it and his cock.
"I'm naturally smooth," I told him while grabbing his cock and pressing it onto my love hole.
Ronen was a professional top, so he didn't use force while shoving his enormous cock inside me. My ass had swallowed his cock in less than a minute, and he began pounding it.
At the same time, Tommy resumed sucking my cock.
The sensation was so incredible that I began screaming. I felt Ronen's cock thickening inside my ass and his thrusts more potent. Shortly after, he started yelling while breeding me.
I couldn't hold my seed any longer, joined him, and shot my cum down Tommy's throat.
It had taken Ronen less than five minutes to get out of the car and return with his balls empty.
He knew it would take him only a few minutes to deposit his seed inside a thirsty ass like mine.
After Ronen had left, Tommy lubed his cock with my seed (he didn't swallow all of it) and also used Ronen's cum that was leaking out of my loose hole.
He was standing very close to me and frantically masturbating while holding my cock. I held his hairy balls at the same time.
I knew he'd enjoy it because I love nipple play.
In less than a minute, my upper body and cock were covered with Tommy's hot semen. Some of it was even on my arms.
Tommy fired more than ten intense cum shots.
The combination of Tommy's seed on me and Ronen's cum in me was so exciting that my cock began boning again!
While cleaning myself, I wanted to tell Tommy to ignore Ronen's insulting remarks regarding his ass. Tommy's ass was perfect, and while I only felt his moist hairy hole, I was sure it was as beautiful as the rest of his body.
Instead, I told him: "For the record, I think your ass is far more beautiful than mine!"
Tommy smiled.
"It's OK, Theon. He's not the first and for sure not the last prick to turn my ass down because I'm hairy. It's their problem and not mine!"
Even though Tommy was a young bottom, he talked like a very experienced one. Like me, he didn't care what others thought about him.
"And for the record, I'd fuck you if I were a top. You’re beautiful!"
I sucked two more guys at the beach until they came all over my pecs, but my ass didn't get any more action.
By sunset, I was almost alone.
Instead, I told her that besides writing about my sex "adventures," people ask me for help with staying in shape, sex practices, and more.
"What are people most interested in?" she asked, and before I had a chance to answer, "seeing videos of me getting fucked," she added, "as far as questions."
I told her I get asked the most about ED (erectile dysfunction). In fact, the last time was the night before while chatting with a handsome 66-year-old guy.
He's a new follower and had a lot of questions. Eventually, I suggested a video chat because it's easier to talk than type.
We were both naked while chatting.
Even though we were naked, only my upper body and the start of my pubic hair were visible.
As a nudist, I couldn't care less about showing him my cock. However, I had a reason for not showing my penis.
Our chat wasn't sexual, and I knew that showing my genitals might be misunderstood as a sexual gesture and not merely feeling comfortable about my naked body.
"I know, I know," he said before I had a chance to comment about his bald cock. "I've read 14 blog posts, and I understand you don't like guys that shave their pubic hair."
I lowered my camera for the first time to fully expose my cock, balls, and pubic hair.
"My pubic hair appears black," I said. "However, it's red/orange/yellow/brown/black colored in daylight."
"Why would I want to get rid of such an attractive display of colors?"
"Well, when your bush is all gray like mine, perhaps you'd change your mind."
I don't think I will shave my pubic hair once it turns gray or white because it also gives my genitals a nice frame beside the colors.
"Hairy or not," I concluded, "your penis is lovely."
"So is yours," he'd said before I repositioned the camera to focus on my eyes instead of my smooth balls.
"You do have a beautiful smile," he said.
"Do you also like to masturbate?" he asked me.
"You've read my blog," I laughed. "So you know the answer to that already."
"What I meant was, do you like to masturbate on cam? Would you feel weird masturbating right now?"
My cock boned almost instantly.
"When a man touches my ass, my cock bones even faster," I told him.
"I love that you're such a total bottom," he told me.
I played with my hard cock, massaged my balls, and caressed my fuck hole. I felt precum oozing from my large cock head and moaned.
I knew he wasn't ashamed to show his cock because he'd done it a few times before I boned.
However, he kept his cock out of sight, and I didn't have to ask why because he explained it to me.
"ED," he explained. "I have erectile dysfunction. You're the expert on such matters. What's your suggestion? I want to be hard as you are!"
ED is especially daunting for a top.
Even an experienced ass like mine, which has got fucked thousands of times, is helpless when offered a partly hard cock.
A cock must be fully hard to be able to part the tight lips of my smooth hole.
I have much to write about ED (and I should!).
However, at that moment, while I was masturbating on cam, I couldn't think straight (pun intended).
Before writing about it, though, I want to share my adventures as a hustler in my early 20s and add some new videos.
But that's a topic for the next blog post.